An Important Location

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It's been around a week since Mari came back and Sunny became god.

Laying on the rooftop, hands behind his head, eyes closed and a smile on his face, he had one thought...

"Life is good."

Also, he's wondering why he didn't put Gino's on the fast travel map- that's the primary Faraway food spot. Probably should do that now.

"Yo, Sunny!"

"Hey, Kel. What's up?"

"The sky, as usual! Also my grades!"

"Good to hear!"

Sunny had gone back to attending school after this change. He didn't need to try very hard, surprisingly. Also, he did want to get to know the rest of Faraway's denizens better.

This had led to an idea. Yesterday, Sunny posted that he would host an RLcraft battle royale at noon today.

Surprisingly, everyone signed up!

Sunny jumped down from the rooftop, landing on his feet.

"Kel, you remembered to log on, right?"

"Of course! I'm not gonna miss something like this! Hey, uh, what time is it?"

* Sunny used FORESIGHT!

Oh boy.

"11:45. Better get going."

"Oh dang! Guess I'll see ya in the server!"

Kel rushed back over to his house.

Sunny went back into his house.

"Welcome back, Dreamer!"

"Abbi, how many times have I asked you not to call me Dreamer-"

"Yeah yeah, I know, Sunny."

Abbi appeared on the second day, after he pulled her out of the recesses of Blackspace.

As for the house, it's gotten bigger on the inside.

Sunny grabs a large bowl of tempura, from the fridge. It's nice and fresh.

'How do these stay warm despite it being a fridge? Not complaining though.'

Mari's on her computer, ready for action.

"Ready, Mari?"

"You bet!"

He logs onto the RLcraft server at 11:50, and begins making preparations. Sungod has joined.

Sunflower has joined.

PhoenixPiano has joined.

BatterBikeBrey has joined.

CookingMedic has joined.

BallsforDAYS has joined.

Seashop, kimberly, caretaker, THE_MAVERICK, Angelgang, Charlie, Vans, and 13 others have joined.

Sungod made Sungod an admin.

Sungod has entered Creative Mode.

Sungod: alright glitches

Sungod: before we get started, we gotta lay down some ground rules

1. Everyone has Keep inventory ON until the final battle. everyone also respawns until finale.

2. I shouldn't have to say this, but no cheating.

3. teams are permitted, but all team functions are disbanded at finale.

4. everyone starts with basic wooden gear and a bow.

5. all items are unbreakable because I said so.

6. PVP will be enabled after the first 5 minutes.

7. Finale starts after 1 hour, or when I get bored.

8. no more rules. good luck.

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2...

1...

BEGIN!

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"It's been fucking 30 seconds."

BallsforDAYS was roasted by a dragon

BatterBikeBrey got crushed by a falling tree

seashop: IM SO SORRY KEL I DIDNT SEE IT COMING

BallsForDAYS: it cool

kimberly: What the FUCK angel

BatterBikeBrey: imma bop you irl

angelgang was slain by a Nymph

BatterBikeBrey: HA

PhoenixPiano: Ok so the plan is- WAIT WHAT HIT ME?!

PhoenixPiano hit the ground too hard

caretaker was shot by a Stymphalian Bird

Sunflower: POLLY NO

Sunflower was shot by a Skeleton

THE_MAVERICK: Wendigo? More like Wendican't go cause you're stuck!

THE_MAVERICK was blown up by a Creeper

Vans was frozen in the icy ooze!

Cooking_Medic: If I've learned anything in the past 5 minutes, never get cocky and nowhere is safe

Sungod: correct

BatterBikeBrey: honestly, I think you made basil mentally braindead

Sungod: and soon you will be too =)

BallsForDAYS: "[ "[  Menacing "[ "[

PhoenixPiano has obtained the achievement {Cover Me In Diamonds}

CookingMedic has obtained the achievement {Cover Me In Diamonds}

BatterBikeBrey: HOW DID YOU FIND DIAMOND THAT FAST

Cooking_Medic: Great find, Mari! Now the other's shouldn't stand a chance.

BallsForDays: think again, brother

BallsForDays has obtained the achievement {Cover Me in Debris}

seashop has obtained the achivevement {Cover Me in Debris}

seashop: ^0^

Cooking_Medic: Well played, Kel.

Sungod: Not all custom ores are created equal

kimberly was slain by BallsForDAYS using {Staff of Frost}

BatterBikeBrey: say goodbye to your knees :)

BallsForDAYS: no u :)

BatterBikeBrey: AGH HE GOT MY LEGS

BallsForDays: not worth the effort to finish you off

Cooking_Medic: ...

Sungod: DAMN KEL GREW SOME SERIOUS BALLS

BatterBikeBrey: GET BACK HERE KEL

angelgang: IM GOIN AFTER HIM

Vans: ...He has full Netherite, Angel.

angelgang: I DO NOT CARE

angelgang: DID HE JUST TELEPORT WITH AN OBLEISK?

BallsForDAYS: while you were busy mining ore I studied the magic arcana or whatever and became a wizard

angelgang: I DON'T MEET THE REQUIRMENTS TO USE IT???

BallsForDAYS: another day another concerningly narrow escape

Sungod: Kel's on fire right now

Sunflower: I found a thorn greatsword! it's got 35 attack damage and can hit multiple times!

caretaker: Great job, Basil!

Sunflower: Thanks!

Sungod: Hey, Hero

Cooking_Medic: Yeah, Sunny?

Sungod: You know what would be funny

Sungod has started an event! {Aracnophobia}

PhoenixPiano: I-

Cooking_Medic: NO

Cooking_Medic: NONONONONONONO

Cooking_Medic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sungod: Looks like you're gonna brie in a bit of trouble

BallsForDays: Gouda luck bro

BatterBikeBrey: Imma rip you limb from limburger if you don't shut yo ass up

Sunflower: Stop fighting or I'll, uh... pepperjack you up!

Sungod: Not bad

Sungod: Hesitation kinda ruined it tho

Cooking_Medic fell out of the world

Cooking_Medic: I think I wensley-failed that shortcut.

Sungod: ...

BatterBikeBrey: that was REALLY BAD

THE_MAVERICK: KELSEY, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

THE_MAVERICK was slain by BallsForDAYS using {Staff of Frost}

Vans: HOW MUCH DURABILITY DOES THAT HAVE

BallsForDAYS: I specifically remember Sunny saying everything was unbreakable

Sungod: Let me clarify, everything BUT the one-hit weapons is unbreakable.

Sungod: Cuz fug that shiz.

Cooking_Medic: Good to know, because I just found the One-Hit Sword!

sungod: lucky. don't waste it.

[The finale has started! Get into the safezone to survive!]

{Safe Zone activates in 5 minutes!}

...

BallsForDays: So it's come to this.

Vans: Oh shit, Kel grammared.

Cooking_Medic: This is gonna be tough.

angelgang was slain by seashop using {Ocean Ocarina}

THE_MAVERICK was slain by PhoenixPiano using {PiaNO}

sungod: wow, 2 cross-arena kills.

angelgang: WHAT ALREADY

BallsForDays: Nothing personnel, brother.

Cooking_Medic was slain by BallsForDays using {Staff of Frost}

BallsForDays: GIMME THAT INSTA

PhoenixPiano: NOO HE GOT THE SWORD

Cooking_Medic: *ghost* Good Luck Mariiii...

PhoenixPiano: HEROOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

seashop was slain by PhoenixPiano using {Revenge Axe}

BallsForDays: Cris!

seashop: Take my staff, Kel!

BallsForDays: Got it!

BallsForDays: OOH I CAN COMBINE THEM

BatterBikeBrey: HE'S TOO POWERFUL WE HAVE TO STOP HIM

PhoenixPiano: Okie dokie!

vans was slain by BallsForDays using {Atlantis}

vans: welp. i tried.

Sunflower: Attack!

BallsForDays: OW THAT'S LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT DOES DAMAGE TO ME

Sunflower was slain by BallsForDays using {Atlantis}

Sunflower: I'm sorry, Aubrey! I tried, I really did! ;-;

BatterBikeBrey: NO, BASIL! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

Sunflower: I did a lot of damage, though! ^^

BallsForDays: and I eat~

BallsForDays: A golden apple~

seashop: You're doing great!

caretaker was slain by BallsForDays using {Sword of Vines}

caretaker: That's a shame...

BatterBikeBrey: CRAP NOW HE'S GOT BASIL'S SWORD AND 50 HEARTS

sungod: kel is now officially a raid boss

Kimberly: WAIT DID BASIL'S MOM HAVE BLOODSTONE ARMOUR!

BallsForDays: Sorry, you two, but I wanna win!

BatterBikeBrey: GET HIM, TEAM!

{Spoiler Alert... Kel wins.}

sungod: congrats kel. your prize is a duel.

sungod: against me. get ready.

CookingMedic: Wait a second. Are you telling me?

CookingMedic: My brother, Kelsey Sanchez, is about to fight actual, literal god?

sungod: well I killed the previous god and took his powers but yeah. I'm also under omocat's watch.

BallsForDays: ... COWABUNGA IT IS!

O P E N    T H E    G A M E ! O P E N    T H E    G A M E !

Sunny Suzuki: 125/125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Kel Sanchez: 100/100

BallsForDays: Ball is life, Sunny!

Kel throws a basketball. Sunny catches it, but Kel's right behind him with his sword. Kel brings it down...

But due to Sunny's WORD, time stops before it connects.

Sunny: (Not gonna lie, that was a good play... I'll let him have it.)

* Kel attacks Sunny! It was a dull attack... Sunny took 5 hits for a total of 5 damage!

Sungod: Ball is life. You're right.

Sunny throws the caught ball back at Kel at high speed. Kel's barely able to deflect it in time.

* Sunny attacks Kel! Kel blocked the attack!

BallsForDays: Holy... WAIT YOU'RE SAYING I HAVE TO HIT YOU 125 TIMES?

sungod: maybe. you're lucky basil found that multi-hit sword

Cooking_Medic: And that's assuming he doesn't heal, which he very much can...

BallsForDays: TELL ME THAT I CAN AT LEAST GET CRITS RIGHT?

sungod: yeah. crits do 2. effectively double damage.

BallsForDays: Wait, dosen't my mega atlantis staff ignore defense?

* Kel sent out a tidal wave! Sunny took 7 hits, 2 hitting RIGHT IN THE HEART, for a total of 9 damage!

sungod: my ability to reduce incoming damage to 1 or 2 is seperate from defense.

Sunflower: That's a seperate effect!?

sungod: Yes.

BatterBikeBrey: Holy shit that's OP. I dunno, Cris, your boyfriend's horribly outmatched.

BallsForDays: I'm not her boyfriend. We're just good friends.

sungod: yeah, and you totally got hit by that ball.

BallsForDays: THE HECK DOES THAT IMPLY?

Sunny dashes at Kel, and wait what WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS VIOLIN?

* Sunny uses ALLEGRO! It was a moving attack, and hit RIGHT IN THE HEART! Kel took 117 damage over 3 hits!

Kel did not succumb!

sungod: holy- I forgot I taught you the ability to survive a fatal blow.

BallsForDays: WHAT THE TRUCK WAS THAT DAMAGE, MY GUY?!

sungod: that move does true damage scaling with your max health, specifically 45% at base. for you, that's 45 damage since you have an even 100 health. add my ability to always do max damage, with guaranteed effectiveness + crits, and, well... it's a 2.6 multiplier. 45% * 2.6 = 117%. meaning Allegro is a gauranteed oneshot on basically anything.

BatterBikeBrey: That's not fair.

BallsForDays: Heh... Well then, guess I have no choice!

Kel uses his ultimate attack!

charlie: what...

angelgang: IN

vans: THE

kimberly: GODDAMN

BatterBikeBrey: F U C K

Cooking_Medic: Language!

BatterBikeBrey: English.

PhoenixPiano: Okay then!

Sunflower: What's Kel doing???

BallsForDays: BIGGER BALL!

Kel tosses a giant steel ball. Right before it runs Sunny over, time stops from WORD.

Sunny takes this opportunity to walk behind Kel, get out a DREAM HAND, and wind up a slap.

Time unfreezes.

* The attack missed.

BallsForDays: Ah, WHAT?!

sungod: Ay, we playing Minecraft or Dragonball FighterZ? I like your cut, G.

BallsForDays: Oh damn...

SLAP

Kel flies into oblivion as an obnoxiously loud Taco Bell sound plays.

BallsForDays was slain by sungod using {Hands Of Time}

* 9999*

* Kel's toast!

* Sunny was victorious!

BallsForDays: gg. also nice meme.

sungod: thanks, I've been looking for an opportunity to use that. gg, you were more capable of an opponent than i expected.

Sunflower: He *is* the fastest...

sungod: anyway, now i'm hungry. who's up for ginos? maybe tag later

BallsForDays: AW HELL YEA COUNT ME IN

Sunflower: Seconded!

BatterBikeBrey: thirded

Cooking_Medic: Fourthed!

PhoenixPiano: Fifthed!

{The server has shutdown.} "Welp, that was fun."

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