A Main Character

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Sunny opens his eyes. Headspace, Redspace, Whitespace, and Blackspace are one.

Omori is dead on the floor. on his back, it reads 'NOT WORTHY.' "huh."

Looking up, he sees a thing! In a place! At this point in time!

He is not amused.

What is it? An orb? Yeah, looks like it.

Before SOMETHING comes along to ruin his fun again, he grabs it.

He does not regret it.

He feels immense pain, but like that ever stopped him before. He uses this new energy to counteract the pain, feeling stronger and stronger... he can see '''everything. Feel everything.'''

He transforms, shattering the reality around him. His appearance is unchanged, but he feels... godlike.

* You now have the powers of god. What will you do?

>(WAKE UP. You've got shet to doooo.)

(Customize your new dream world!) The titular character opens his eyes.

This is odd. He's in his bed, in his house, despite knowing full well he moved yesterday.

"How the hell did I get here?"

He gets up. No fatigue, and his eye's back! Great!

Sunny checks his stats and-

HOLY SH*T.

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Sunny Suzuki

Heart: inf/inf

Juice: inf/inf

Attack: 999

Defense: 999

Speed: 999

Luck: 999

Hit: 999

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Equipped Weapon: Hands Of Time

These are all you need.

+10% to ALL STATS.

Attacks are guaranteed to hit.

Does true damage.

Hits all foes.

Power increases with more ENERGY.

Can't be unequipped.

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Equipped Charm: Soul of Determination

Despite everything, you carry on.

Increases all stats by 50%, scaling further with more Energy.

All damage taken is reduced to 1.

All damage dealt grants 1 Energy per hit.

Increases your max Energy by 20.

Twice per battle, taking fatal damage will instead fully heal you and rocket your stats.

Your attacks are always moving attacks, and hit right in the heart.

Enemy attacks are always dull attacks.

Can't be unequipped.

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He goes to check out the rest of the house.

Heeey, it's like he never moved! Everything's back in place!

Even the violin's on a rack under the stairs.

'Kinda hungry. Turning into what can be best described as god takes a lot of energy.'

He opens the fridge. 'this is gonna be empty. '

* The fridge was not empty, and Sunny was feeling hungry.

He decides to get a breakfast pizza, with sausage, bacon, and egg on top.

He also gets an apple dessert pizza.

He enjoys his first meal as a god.

"Delicious."

It looks like the pizzas aren't gonna cool down, so he materializes some pizza boxes to make sure any insects don't ruin the meal. He's giving the other half to someone special.

Who is this special person you ask? None other than-

* Fast travel where?

(Kel/Hero's pad)

(Basil's pad)

(Aubrey's [barely a] pad)

(Othermart)

(Hobbeez)

(Fix-It)

(Le Park)

(Treehouse)

(Secret Spot)

>(GRAVEYEAAAARD)

{MARI SUZUKI}

[The sun shined brighter when she was here; too bad she got thrown down the fookin' stairs.]

Wait a minute, where'd those other graves come from?

{AMELIA SUZUKI}

[A former mother, utterly decimated by a two-tone kid with a knife. She had it coming; leaving her kid alone in a house for four years.]

{DARIAN SUZUKI}

[Unworthy of life, for abandoning his family. Cause of death; death. But it's more likely the kid with the knife. Again.]

* Both your parents are well and thoroughly kil, and your now also kil other-self was the cause. Do you want to mourn?

(YES)

>(NO)

Sunny smirks.

'Not bad, Omori.'

He turns back over to face Mari's grave.

* Do you want to bring back Mari?

> (YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES)

(YES)

"Uhh... deadus undous. Ressuractica. Y'know what, fuck it."

He materializes some Phoenix Down, and sprinkles it on his dear sister.

"Wake up."

Hearing a grunt from the coffin lets him know he succeeded.

"Five more minutes..."

"You've been dead for four years."

"Four more minutes."

"Do you wanna kiss Hero or not?"

"!!!"

Mari bursts from the grave like she never died at all. And are those phoenix wings?

"Nice weather we're having! What conspiracies are we cooking on the menu today?"

Sunny... can't help but chuckle.

"What?!"

"You come back from the dead after 1460 days and that's the first thing you say?"

Mari shrugs.

"All jokes aside, it's good to have you back, sis."

"It's good to be back. I agree."

...

The siblings return home and finish their meal.

"How'd you afford all this?"

"Don't ask me."

...

"So...what now?"

"I still wanna kiss Hero, by the way."

"Understandable. Lead the way."

* You tagged Mari!

* Fast travel where?

* Fast travel where?

>(Kel/Hero's pad)

(Basil's pad)

(Aubrey's [barely a] pad)

(Othermart)

(Hobbeez)

(Fix-It)

(Le Park)

(Treehouse)

(Secret Spot)

{no reason to visit, not anymore}

Sunny turns invisible, and knocks on the door.

"Yo, Hero! Can you get the door?"

"Already on it!"

Hero opens the door... and immediately turns red.

Mari takes the opporunity to grab him, in an awfully suggestive manner...

"Hey, Hero~ I'm back~"

"M-Ma-aaaaa..."

Hero faints almost instantly.

"Didn't see that one coming."

Sunny turns visible. "I did."

"Of course you did. You're god."

"lol."

Mari's turn to turn invisible.

"Morning, Kel!"

Kel pauses his game and turns to face Sunny.

"Huh, you're still in town!"

"More or less."

Basil and Aubrey walk in, confused.

"How the-"

Hero stirs, getting up.

"I saw god and she was Mari."

"Mari's dead. Hero. Got pushed down the stairs, didn't you read the grave?"

Sunny interrupts before this spirals any further.

"Allow me to explain."

Mari turns visible.

"Soooo... funny story... Sunny became god and gave me a bit of his power!"

"SWEET!" said Kel.

Everyone else besides Sunny himself is stunned in awe. They turn to stare at Sunny.

Aubrey speaks first.

"Sunny, what the FU-"